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Okay, lemme tell you about this site. This was ALL coded using HTML, CSS, and JavaScript, by yours truly. That's right, me. Elijah Benjamin Morton. None of that Wix bullshit. And it took FOREVER. You wanna know why this page is just plain text? BECAUSE DOING LITERALLY ANYTHING IN HTML TAKES FOREVER!

If you want to see the pain I went through to make this site happen, on any page you want right-click (or two-finger click on a Mac) and hit inspect. What's that monstrosity, you ask? That's all the code I wrote.

Besides all the coding I did, I set up this site myself. Not using GoDaddy or anything like that, but through the industry standard for cloud computing... AWS. You don't even want to know how many hours I spent dealing with that shit.

Please don't think I'm bragging here... it's more complaining.